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Joke of the Day

"I am drinker. Hear me pour."

"Son: Dad, why'd you name me Achilles? He's from Greek mythology. Dad: Well son, you broke through the trojan wall."

"Did you hear about the fire at the shoe factory? Thousands of souls were lost"

"Shout out to the people who... Don't know what the opposite of in is"

"Dear Genitals, Thank you for not bleeding every month. Sincerely, A Man"

"Q: How many letters 'T' are in Indiana Jones? A: 17. Ta-ta-tat'-taaa ta-ta-taa Ta-ta-tat'-taaa ta-taa-taa-taaa!"

"Grandson convinced his grandmother to make an email account. Grandson: Look, Grandma. Somebody already sent you an email. *(Click)* Grandmother: Why would I want to enlarge my penis?"

"Why is the bat-boy the luckiest guy on the baseball team? Because when he grows up he will be Batman."

"What do you get when you mix a gay Eskimo and a Black man? A snow blower that doesn't work"

"The boy is putting whipped cream on the cat. I think he may have overheard a conversation he didn't understand quite so well."