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Joke of the Day

"Man, 2016 really has killed everybody: In November alone we lost Leonard Cohen, Florence Henderson... ...and America."

"Frankly auto correct,I'm getting tired of your shirt."

"Boy says this to girl Boy: No word can describe how beautiful you are Girl: Awwwww Boy: But a number can, 2/10"

"How many programmers does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None, that is a hardware problem."

"How many Brits does it take to change a broken lightbulb? None. They just move out of the house."

"Yes, how much for the baby jacuzzi? Ma'am, that's a crockpot."

"A frog can leap higher than a house ..partly because of the strength of its hind legs, but also because houses have difficulty jumping at all."

"Did you hear about the guy who invented knock-knock jokes? He won the nobel prize"

"Two women sitting quietly."

"Which U.S Presidents are not buried inside the United States? Carter, the Bushes, Clinton, and Barry-O"