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Joke of the Day

"Height Of Facebook Influence Height of Facebook influence Doctor the patient: How you're feeling now? Patient: I'm feeling lonely with chill girl and 60 other persons"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? For attention"

"When dared to pull someone's finger, make sure you're not in a restroom & that it's indeed a finger you've been asked to pull."

"Castlevania 2: Simon's Quest"

"What's the difference between being hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber"

"The first time I ever player lacrosse it was fairly stressful every time after that was fairly re-laxing"

"How does Google translate ""ten dead American cops"" into any other language? \_()_/ "

"WIFE: Did you buy eggs? ME: Even better. I bought a goat. W: How is that better? M: *stares confusedly for a full minute* How is it not?"

"Keep scrolling... I got nothing!!"

"My dad did the running man once.. I haven't seen him since. (Unoriginal)"