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Joke of the Day

"What did one earthquake say to the other? It's not my fault."

"Teacher: Frd give me a sentence starting with ""I."" Fred: I is . . . Teacher: No Fred. You must always say ""I am."" Fred: Oh right. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

"What's small, black and full of cobwebs? An ethiopian's asshole."

"Pizza is like sex. When its good, its reeallly good, but when its bad... It's still pretty damn good."

"You can tune a guitar... but you can't tuna fish!"

"3 DBAs walk into a NoSQL bar.. And they left because there were no ""tables"".."

"Honey, can we skip that wedding this weekend? ""What? Why?"" It sounds boring and there's no way that couple makes it.. ""It's OUR wedding!"""

"I never wanted to believe my husband was stealing from his job as a road worker... ...but when I got home all the signs were there."

"What's Pamela Andersons favorite soda? Hepsi!"

"I don't wear a watch. I DECIDE what time it is."