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Joke of the Day

"Bill Cosby was charged with sexual assault I guess the proof was in the pudding"

"Russia announces it will be celebrating Thanksgiving this year And yes, they will be roasting Turkey."

"Women never find it devilishly charming when I follow them into the lady's room. Thanks a lot, ""Top Gun""."

"Why was the desperate teen spinning in circles around the hot chick? Because he really wanted that beyblade."

"I can't help but feel that if Mario hadn't been taking so many mushrooms he would have found the right castle rather quickly.."

"I just don't understand kids. My kid says he wants to play heavy metal. So why's he so mad at me? I bought him one of the best tubas money can buy!"

"*Frantically typing on google* 'How to do CPR' *Opens video, 30 second ad pops up* [To dying person] Ok just hold on a sec"

"On the holidays I got quite drunk and being responsible decided to take a taxi home It's still in my backyard what do you guys think I should do with it?"

"I rescued a seagull, taught it karate and named it Steven, so what?"

"The difference between cars and whales is that whales can swim and cars can't."