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Joke of the Day
"Bill Cosby was charged with sexual assault I guess the proof was in the pudding"
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"What does someone with a foot fetish wish for? To meet their solemate."
"""Oh sure, they can eat their own poop, no problem. They just CAN'T eat chocolate. It'll kill them."" - God inventing dogs."
"Did you hear about the blonde that tried to walk around the world? She drowned."
"What is called a honeymoon salad? Lettuce alone with no dressing."
"What's the best time of this month for vampires? It depends on the girl"
"Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France? There was nothing left but de bre."
"Johnny Depp is proof that if you dress like you're a member of a rock band long enough one will just form around you eventually"
"Q: How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant? A: She sneezes."
"My friend threw his watch in the trash. ""Stop!"" I told him, ""You're wasting time!"""