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Joke of the Day
"I didn't know angels could fly so low."
Next Joke
"What do you call a young plastic covered sheep? Laminated"
"What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator? Close the door! I'm dressing!"
"Want to hear a joke about testicles? Today's your lucky day, because I've got two!"
"Q: What's the difference between a wife and a mistress? A: About fifty pounds."
"Why do you never see Mexicans with acne? They keep slipping off."
"If there is not a open bar and a goddamn delicious cake at your wedding, I will take my gift card to Walmart back."
"A guy was admitted to my local hospital yesterday where they found 6 plastic horses stuck in his ass. The Doctor came out and described his status as Stable........"
"An Irishman walks out of a bar... It could happen"
"Why are the busiest paleontologists always rednecks? Because they are always caught up in some type of relative dating."