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Joke of the Day
"I didn't know angels could fly so low."
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"If a man shaves his arms and legs... He probably shaves his pussy, too."
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"what's the square root of 69? ate something."
"[GOP Debate] MODERATOR: this question is for Senator Cruz. How will you handle zodiackillersayswhat? CRUZ: what? MODERATOR: I knew it!"
"Wait, Fellatio isn't a flavor of ice cream?!"