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Joke of the Day

"The moment you realise... The new COD has space battles and Star Wars battlefront doesn't."

"My Pollish grandma was telling me about one of the worst periods of her life She called it the concentration cramp"

"What's the difference between an angel and a Scotsman? To one you say, ""Hey you, get off my cloud!"" The other: ""Hey McLoed, get off my ewe!"""

"If you wait long enough, every cool thing starts to suck."

"Why can't a bicycle stand up? It is two tired."

"What did you get for your birthday? Another year!"

"My ex-girlfriend told me nothing shocks her anymore so I switched her digital scale from Lbs to Kg."

"My wife told me I was immature and needed to grow up. I have erectile dysfunction."

"What did the Seattle-based baker say to her apprentice? Someday you will bake like I bake."

"What do you call a country full of animals that eat a lot and sleep for many months at a time? High-Bear-Nation! ^^*Shit* ^^*where's* ^^*the* ^^*door*"