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Joke of the Day

"A Comparison What is the difference between a women's track team and a pack of gerbils? The gerbils are a bunch of cunning runts."

"A date so good... I eat 10 more."

"what do you call an effeminate dwarf? A metro-gnome...."

"To all those who received a book from me as a Christmas present, they are due back at the library today.."

"Don't waste electricity. Would you like it if I turned you on and walked away?"

"I got told off for masturbating at the gun range. We had very different interpretations of shooting from the hip."

"Why is Columbus a slang term for cocaine in Native American communities? Because it's white and kills them."

"What is the hungriest mineral that exists? Apatite"

"*Crosses fingers* *Fingers plan their revenge*"

"I stayed at my girlfriends family's place durring the Christmas break. Her father was being a prick and wouldn't let us sleep together, which is a shame, because he is a real good looking guy."