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Joke of the Day

"What's long and hard and makes women groan? An ironing board."

"Why don't your balls like being chomped on? It makes them a bit teste."

"Beth on Facebook ""Can't believe its Monday again already""... if only there were some way for her to calculate the order in which days occur."

"If you ever saw me race to the liquor store 5 mins before it closes, you'd hire me for a getaway driver in a bank heist any day."

"Do girls budget their tears so they don't dehydrate & other legitimate questions"

"Once there was a fire .. Once there was a fire in brothel. Some people came out running and others ran out cumming."

"Three small children walk into a bar... These kids not used to times square"

"With all this media coverage about the clowns... I'll be so glad when the election is over."

"I'm starting a magazine called ""Jugs"". It's mostly about pottery."

"I like my women like I like my water Wet and slippery on the floor."