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Joke of the Day

"Spider-man has been unmasked in all his last 4 films. If I was him, I wouldn't even bother dressing up."

"Why is Ireland the richest country in the world? Because it's capital is always Dublin."

"What does a Scotsman wear under his kilt? Shame and sadness at the slow decline of their once beautiful and vibrant culture."

"Therapist: Do you have any regrets? Me: Well, this one time Therapist [pinches bridge of nose] Other than buying fat-free salad dressing."

"I taught my parents something today... They learned from their mistake."

"""Scientists discover female insect that has a penis"". Bet it originates from Thailand."

"Who said chivalry is dead, I open the door at least a hundred times a day for my cat and dogs."

"Why couldn't the Japanese guy see his car? Because he had a cataract!"

"Why doesn't the deaf have sex? They haven't heard about it."

"The best part about being thirty is that I'm finally old enough to play a high schooler in movies."