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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, it won't come."
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"I like my women like I like my wine. Twelve years old and locked in a cellar."
"The wife just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline. She hit the roof."
"Q: Whats the difference between purple and pink? A: The grip."
"NSFW - What do arrogant pricks and tampons have in common? ... They are both stuck up cunts."
"My friend used my stereo and it sounds like crap now I can't forgive its infidelity"
"Farmer What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor"
"What do you get when you cross and elephant with a giraffe? ||elephant||||giraffe||sin()"
"My new girlfriend says a small penis doesn't bother her... ... but I wish she wouldn't have one at all."
"Happy Hints To brighten your day, instead of going to the gym, go to Walmart You will feel a lot better about yourself"