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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, it won't come."

"What do a bunch of wankers do in a group? Mass debating."

"I like my coffee like I like my men, Big, black, and strong."

"Pot is a plant, that grows in the ground. If God didn't want it, It wouldn't be around. So all you f*ckers that don't get high, Shut the f*ck up and give it a try!"

"Why did the teacher put the lights on? Because the class was so dim!"

"When someone asks me to think outside the box. I think about anal sex."

"Give a toddler a crayon and he will eat that crayon. Teach him how to color and he will eat more crayons."

"What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back? I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly."

"What does a colour's laugh sound like? Hue hue hue"

"I got asked out by 12 girls out of the women's bathroom"