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Joke of the Day
"I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger, and then it hit me."
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"Apparently I have a black person in my family tree... If you look in my backyard he's still hanging there!"
"This year's election is a joke. I for one, find it Hillary-ous."
"After a concert Bono started clapping and then said ""Every time I clap, a child dies in Africa"" . . . Someone from the audience chimed ""Stop fucking clapping then"""
"What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!"
"A truamatizing joke for a single mother to tell their child(ren) ""You look like your father, whoever he is."""
"It's awful that those other chipmunks force Alvin to wear an A on his sweater just because he's an adulterer."
"Came up with this as a kid Why'd the dog sit in the shade? He didn't want to be a hot dog!"
"Hide and Seek Started a game of hide and seek with my dad 20 years ago. He's the best, where you at Dad?"
"Im opening up a tattoo shop just for blind people. I wont really tattoo them. Ill just stab'em with a needle taped to a vibrator for an hour"