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Joke of the Day
"I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger, and then it hit me."
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"My gf thought it was so cute when she found out I owned a pair of tap shoes Until I got drunk, and put them on"
"Did you hear that Castro's body double retired? He was tired of playing second Fidel."
"If you get a boner at a funeral is it still called mourning wood?"
"/r/badplumbing is leaking"
"Behind every good selfie is approximately 47 nearly identical pictures that didn't make the cut."
"I like my women as I like my classical regression model estimators: consistent, efficient, and fucking unbiased."
"You washed your hands? Be honest. Your hands washed each other, and you just watched like a sick freak."
"Everyone is freaking out about all these glasses that glow under a backlight... ... But my sheets have been glowing under backlights since I was 14"
"What is a pirate's least favorite letter? A letter from the cable company..."