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Joke of the Day
"Why did Mickey Mouse name his dog Pluto? Because he's not a planet."
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"How do pirates measure rope? In yarr'ds."
"Bus trip Son: 'Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.' Mom: 'Well, you have done the right thing.' Son: 'But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.'"
"I do not have an obsession with tidiness. I just wanted to clear that up."
"Why is it called a Wonder Bra? When she takes it off, you wonder where her tits went."
"I have sex almost every day! Almost on Monday, almost on Tuesday, almost on Wednesday..."
"It's disturbing when the water pressure in a drinking fountain drops when a toilet is flushed, but even more so when it gets stronger."
"What is common between 5 and 7? Brendan Sullivan"
"What room is missing from almost every house? a Mushroom"
"Yo momma so fat The U.N sends her a strongly worded letter for occupying too much space."