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Joke of the Day
"Saw a guy masturbating on the bus today... Where does he get off?!? (credit to Hampton Yount)"
Next Joke
"What has eight arms and an IQ of 60? Four guys watching a football game."
"WHERE MY INTROVERTS AT? [a few people shuffle their feet & pretend to check their phones]"
"Why do pedophiles have social anxiety? Because they have a hard time fitting in"
"did you the one about the girl who lost a cucumber I her vagina? two weeks later out popped a pickle"
"Doctor: I'm sorry to say but you have cancer and Alzheimer's. Patient: Well at least I don't have cancer. - Jackie Martling"
"What would you call a woman who goes out with You? Desperate! "
"What do you call a hot chick in Boston? A tourist."
"School in US would be 10 times easier if we use metric system, 12 times harder if we don't."
"Why do Arabs wear thawbs? Goats can hear a zipper from a mile away."