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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a large gay man who wears dentures? A gummy bear"
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"*eats one piece of lettuce* *checks for abs*"
"Q: What do you call a frog with no hind legs? A: Unhoppy!!"
"Unfortunately..... Nobody wants to have sex with your inner beauty."
"Whats your wife's anus and a nine volt battery got in common? You know its wrong, but sooner or later your going to touch it with your tongue."
"What do you say when God sneezes? Go bless yourself."
"Congrats to everyone who just got cast in the new Star Wars movie. The film industry is telling you they think you look like an alien."
"Friend: just make small talk *later, on date* Me: so...grains of sand Her: uh yea- Me: dwarves Her: are u okay- Me: bottle caps"
"That's a nice ham you got there... It'd be a shame if you put an 's' in front and an 'e' at the end of it."
"What's the difference between bullets and everyone? Everyone misses Harambe."