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Joke of the Day
"Can a blind person please rub their hands over their dog's nipples and tell me what it says?"
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"How many Mormons does it take to drink a 12 pack of beer? One if nobody is watching."
"What do you put in an actor's drink... [OC] to raise the level of anticipation at the Oscars? [Expectorant](/spoiler)"
"My tire was thumping, I thought it was flat. When I looked at the tire, I noticed your cat. Sorry!"
"*Smashes the Sony *Destroys the Panasonic *Pummels the Kenwood *Rips apart the Pioneer ~breaking all stereotypes"
"Q: What's the richest kind of air? A: A millionaire."
" And I would walk 500 ft. and I would walk 500 more/ Just to be the man who stayed 1000 ft away as ordered by the court "
"What do lesbians use to get on top of a building? A scissor lift."
"Which part of your body shuts down last when you die? The eyes, cause they di-late."
"Of course I like you, which is why I have to act like I don't like you so you'll know how much I like you."