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Joke of the Day
"If you don't like being a door mat....then get off the floor"
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"How do Eskimos make things stick together? Igloo"
"Why was the man intently watching the bowl of snickers? He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. ^^back ^^to ^^work..."
"What did the accountant with constipation do? He worked is out with a pencil."
"RRH: Grandma, what big eyes you have. And what big ears you have. And what big TEETH you have! Grandma: You're my least favorite grandchild"
"What do you call a Mexican baby born yesterday? Diego"
"My grandpa said that this generation relies too much on technology. I told him his generation relied on it more. Then I unplugged his life support."
"Why do Mexicans only cross the border in pairs? Because it says no TRESpassing."
"What did the birthday balloon say to the pin? ""Hi Buster."""
"A Russian goes for an eye check up The Doctor shows the letters on the board: CZWXNQSTAZKY Doctor: Can you read this ? Russian: Read ??? I even know the guy, he's my cousin."