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Joke of the Day

"I'm Puerto Rican, but not ""carries a knife in my purse everywhere I go"" Puerto Rican. Sometimes it's in my bra."

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"Losing weight to be attractive is weird. I see you shrunk your body slightly. Now I want you."
"French intelligence joke"
"What is a parrot's favorite game ? Hide and Speak !"
"Stevie Wonder: ""I may be blind... ...but at least Im not black""."
"I like to date intelligent girls who are taller than me. It keeps me on my toes."
"Which actor is resting in pieces? Alan RIPman"
"I think the best way to prevent a polar bear from raping you is to just say ""Yes!"""
"I can row a boat. Canoe?"
"Ted Cruz should have been forced to carry his Campaign to term... Terminating it is unchristian afterall"