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Joke of the Day

"i like to write the word ""gullible"" on the ceiling then say ""hey, look it says gullible on the ceiling."" i don't really understand jokes."

"A man has a heart attack on a plane. The man who was sitting next to him stood up and shouted""Is anyone here a doctor"" The woman in front of them then stood up and shouted ""I'm a vegan!""."

"There should be a support group for people who have touched a wet door knob in a public bathroom."

"What was the yacht doing while it played heavy metal music? Dokken"

"I'm getting my wife a new bag and belt for our anniversary She will finally be able to vacuum again."

"Why does the Easter Bunny hide Easter eggs? He doesn't want anyone knowing he's been fucking the chickens!"

"A nice one (maybe repost) I don't smoke, I don't drink, I never swear and - Oh shit my cigaette fell into my beer!"

"It's cute how my boss called the plastic container on my desk a ""water bottle."" Yeah, that's the clear liquid I keep in there."

"My company put me up in the cheapest hotel... I called down to the front desk and said ""I've got a leak in my sink."" They said ""Go ahead."""

"Last Night.. I was about to kill a spider. My wife told me to take it out instead. Turns out he's a pretty cool guy, his names Luke and he want's to be a lawyer."