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Joke of the Day
"What kind of vitamin does a pirate take? Vitamin sea."
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"[Being kidnapped] Me: i can feel it.. Stockholm syndrome kidnapper: its been 10 minutes me: should we invite your brother to the wedding?"
"I won $3 million on the lottery this weekend so I decided to donate a quarter of it to charity. Now I have $2,999,999.75."
"[teaching my 3yo the alphabet] ""Ok what's a word that starts with Q"" cucumber ""That's uh... I don't... let's pick this up again tomorrow"""
"A sleazy stripper runs for governor After a controversial ballot, the stripper wins despite never having a lead the whole race. Many people suspect they rigged the erection."
"A man walks into a bar That doesn't make cent"
"Why did the Xbox owner cross the road? To fuck your mom."
"Best yo momma joke? Your momma so ugly when she plays Mortal Kombat Scorpion says ""stay over there"""
"Where did the ADHD kid spend his summer? (Dark) At a concentration camp."
"If you're in a clown posse, you don't need to tell us you're insane. We know. Nobody's thinking you're an emotionally stable clown posse."