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Joke of the Day

"How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change it, and the other to hold the penis. LADDER. I MEANT LADDER!"

"Why aren't there any jokes about Jonestown? The punchline was too long"

"Light travels faster than sound This is why some people appear bright until they speak."

"My wife remains very racist in her approach to laundry."

"What does a racist get for their birthday? KK-cake"

"9/10 people believe that... Out of every 10 people, 1 person will always disagree with the other 9. -Colin Mochrie"

"Two clowns capture a clown and drag him back to their village. As they're eating the clown one cannibal asks the other, ""Does this taste funny to you?"""

"I stole a wolf pup from a rundown wildlife refuge. Turns out it was just a Shih Tzu."

"I tried to give myself a sex change... but I couldn't really pull it off."

"An American & Mexican are talking. American: ""Your Government needs to spy on your people, man. You guys have a drug problem."" Mexican: ""What drug problem? We get drugs pretty easily!"""