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Joke of the Day
"It's ironic that my sitcom about Abraham Lincoln was shot in front of a live audience."
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"Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg? He's all right now."
"Drunk Welsh man walks into a bar A drunk welsh man walks into a bar. How many women are pregnant at the end of the night? None, but I wouldn't eat the lamb!"
"For all of you fighting about Black Friday, please remember... All Fridays matter."
"People think I'm a hugger, but I'm actually shaking them down for snacks."
"What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper? Ruff"
"[my husband turning onto our street] ""know what I think?"" husband: you don't have to say it everytime. ""we've been down this road before"""
"Who was the roundest knight at King Arthur's round table? Sir Cumference"
"What's the rule for Twitter crushes? So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms."
"Step 1:Make pillows with""Love"" printed on them Step 2:Become a lawyer Step 3:Defend men who smother their GF with love Step 4:Become rich"