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Joke of the Day
"Did you know that ants are free? You can just take one!"
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"Halfway through a wash, my washing machine started demanding sex from me, right here right now. It was the menstrual cycle."
"Did you hear about the guy who was caught having sex at Sea World? Apparently he did it on porpoise."
"What's the difference between a baby and a window You can't rape a window"
"What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories ? A shaggy dogs tale !"
"What website do gay guys use for their e-mail? HotMale.com"
"Passwords 123456 abcdef Password"
"Please sign my petition to make Matthew McConaughey the voice for Siri."
"If you want to get rich why should you keep your mouth shut? Because silence is golden."
"{Text} Me: Come home soon baby, I'm dressed like Leia.. Him: So turned on, I am.. Me: If you show up dressed like Yoda it's not happening"