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Joke of the Day
"What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin, you've already told her twice!"
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"What is the most popular cheese in ""the Upside Down""? Demogorgonzola"
"I was gonna tell a pizza joke, but it's too cheesy."
"What's black yellow and covered in blackberries ? A bramble bee !"
"What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow? I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it"
"How do you fit an elephant in the subway? You take the letter ""S"" out of ""sub"", and the letter ""F"" out of ""way""."
"What do you call a Jewish Pokemon trainer? Ash."
"What's a terrorist's favorite game? Jenga"
"Jesus Christ! I forgot to buy dog food last night and now my dogs are playing a Sarah McLachlan album and googling humane society."
"Theirye're, problem solved."