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Joke of the Day
"How do you frighten a Bee? Sneak up behind it and yell BOO BEE!"
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"I found a stray cat today. Sadly, my dad is allergic to them so I had to put him down. At least I still have the cat for comfort."
"What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut, you racist."
"Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines everywhere!"
"Bobbing for apples is just waterboarding with fruit."
"What did the diva with Alzheimer's disease say? **DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM????** (credit to one of the writers from Bob's Burgers)."
"Why didn't the Marshmallow Peep cross the road on Easter? Because it was a little chicken."
"My friend and I wanted to take the spider out instead of killing it... Went and got drinks, cool guy, wants to be a web designer."
"""You won't like me when I'm angry. Because I always back up my rage with facts and documented sources."" The Credible Hulk."
"When I see crate of kittens in a pet store I think ""oh a crazy cat lady starter kit!"""