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Joke of the Day
"What is a Down Syndrome kid's favorite number? 321"
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"""It's not you, it's meat"" - vegan break up"
"Tony Abbot Nuff' said"
"Saw a man selling umbrellas in the rain today. He ironically was umbrella-less. When I asked him why, he replied: ""Man, I don't stay dry off my own supply."""
"It'd be pretty messed up if the cure for cancer was in those end-slices of bread."
"In Iraq are Kraft Foods discount coupons known as Kraft Dinar?"
"I'm at an awkward weight I'm fat enough to not look good with my shirt off, but not fat enough for it to become part of my charm. I'm caught between a rock and a lard place."
"Some people say I am an evil person. But thats not true. I have the heart of a sweet young girl, in a jar under my bed."
"Just talking to my neighbor, I said ""your"" instead of ""you're"" AND HE DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE!!! Hahaha what an idiot!!!"
"Did you hear about the guy who gave Jesus bad directions? He went to hell, but at least he turned a prophet!"