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Joke of the Day
"Didn't know which glass of beer was mine so I drank both. I'm a problem solver."
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"A classic from when we were kids A man walks into a bar... And says ""Ow!"""
"2 Canadians are walking through the snow... The first one sees a boot in a nearby snowbank and says: ""Look, a boot"" The second one replies: ""About what?"""
"Why do Farts Smell so Bad? So the deaf can enjoy them too."
"News flash: Vandals destroy street signs They pulled out all the stops"
"Judge: and how does the defendant plead Lawyer: like this your honor *makes whiny voice *nooo I didn't do any crimes* Judge: HAH do it again"
"I was just making a sandwich when I thought to myself, So, there is a downside to divorce'."
"For hire: Unemployed dwarf No job; too small"
"Calm down! I'm not officially late until I actually get there."
"My girlfriend started reading Bill Cosby's biography... But it put her to sleep."