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Joke of the Day

"I do the pee pee dance anytime I hear running water just like any other human."

"Some subs... Are not the OP."

"Girl: Mom mom a monster's just bitten my foot off. Mom: Well keep out of the kitchen I've just washed the floor."

"All dogs go to heaven... But all snakes are athe-hissssssssssts"

"Friends with an ex? I don't even want to be friends with my friends."

"They say one person in every group of friends is gay. I hope it's Ben, he's really cute."

"My friend gets mad when I mention he only has one ball. That's no reason to get testy."

"A man walks into a library and asks for a book on How to live life to the full with a 2 inch penis'. The librarian says, ""That ones just in."""

"Why did they make the toilet paper so hard in North Korea? Because the Party wants to make every asshole Red."

"How do you tell a real Ferrari from a fake one? You take a pocketknife and scrape off some of the paint on the hood. If it's a real Ferrari... someone will kick your ass."