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Joke of the Day

"That moment when you are so drunk that you swerve to miss a tree but then you realize its just an air freshener hanging in your car."

"What is hitlers favorite yugio card? The blue eyes white dragon"

"""I have another terrible idea for a movie!"" - Tyler Perry, every morning."

"Don't forget to use social media to say Happy Fathers Day to your father who doesn't use social media and won't see it"

"Beauty and the Beast (1991): A woman develops Stockholm Syndrome, emotionally bonding with her captor at castle furnished with singing decor"

"Cows are vegetarians too, but you won't hear them bragging about it on Twitter."

"I dated an Optometrist, but just had to break up with her She was a great girl, but really annoying in bed. She kept on saying, ""So, do you like it better like this? Or like this?"""

"what do you call a cow with two legs? Lean meat!!"

"Did you hear about the day when Hagrid took Harry, mashed him up, put him in a blender with ice cream and drank him? Yer a Blizzard, Harry."

"Why do people choose to become bakers? Because they knead the dough."