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Joke of the Day

"Two Muffins Two muffins are being put into an oven. The one muffin turns to the other muffin and says, ""Hey is it getting hot in here?"" The other muffins says, ""Holy shit a talking muffin!"""

"A planet died today I read about it in the orbituaries."

"I decided to vote for the most presidential and least controversial person I saw on the debate last night... So I'm going to vote for Lester Holt."

"How do you kill a Grammar Nazi? mkae tehm brun tiehr eeys owt Eidt: sepleinlg croertcoin"

"My mute friend told me a funny joke."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Argo ! Argo who ? Argo down to the beach for my holidays"

"What is a horny pirate's worst nightmare? A sunken chest with no booty."

"Have uou ever played the Michael Brown drinking game? You just stand there and take 8 shots"

"Why did Bernie Sanders's chicken restaurant throw out so much food? He only sold left wings."

"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? He wiped his ass"