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Joke of the Day
"Michael Strahan has a line of clothing at JC Penneys I think the Gap would be more appropriate."
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"i cant believe ashton kutcher made the apple computer and iphones. thank you ashton"
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"-Honey, what made you fall in love with me? -Your mother. -But my mother lives 5000 miles away. -That's why..."
"You love him. Your parents approve him. He buys you flowers and chocolate. He wrote you a poem that rhymes ""wood"" with ""food."""
"*walks into IT department attempting to look cool* You guys torrent any emails lately?"
"I was sending out letters the other day, when all of a sudden I got a paper cut... ...Bloody envelopes!"