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Joke of the Day

"George Washington Today What would George Washington be doing if he were alive right now? Scratchin' the inside of his coffin."

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"[PRESS CONFERENCE] Me: I'm going on the record. Yes, I'd go back in time to kill a baby Reporter: you mean Baby Hitler? Me: sure, whoever"
"I recently gave up smoking. I'm really Indiana Jonesin' for a smoke."
"The owner of the Regal movie theatre chain has died. Services will be held Tuesday at 1:00, 4:15, 7:30 & 10:30."
"Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer? It had freed up one GB of space."
"So a man comes into a bar... No, wait... It was a horse. So a horse comes into a man."
"I would tell a joke about Jehovah's witnesses... But nobody likes knock-knock jokes"
"A group of Germans walk into a BAR... after 20 rounds there are no survivors."
"Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs? So people don't confuse them with feminists."
"Why did the one-eyed pirate run his ship aground? He didn't have any depth perception"