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Joke of the Day
"Computer does what you command him to do but not what you want from him."
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"Do you know that opening windows make the wifi slower. It's because the wifi signal goes out the window."
"What do mathematicians think about exponential functions? They're radical."
"I recently came into a large sum of money Now all the bills are sticking together"
"So far it's been an, ""I look okay enough to go to Walmart but not to go to Target"" kind of day."
"Why don't lions eat clowns? Because they taste funny"
"""Still upset about earlier?"" Yeah ""So you knocked over a few spaghetti boxes at the store. No big deal"" I WAS A WORLD JENGA CHAMPION, SALLY"
"TIL if you type your password for all to see it gets censored. Look: 1337Penis Edit: GOD DANG IT"
"I went to a Star Wars themed bar yesterday They served everything in solo cups"
"Banana & Holes! Monkeys And Girls r same, Because They fight only for BANANA ! Boys And Rats are same, They are Always Searching for new holes..! ;)"