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Joke of the Day

"Patient: Doctor, please can you help me out?Doctor: Yes, you may make your way out the same way you come in. -"

"Why does the disinterested Italian man have perfect skin? Because he's aloof-a"

"Beer without alcohol is like a vibrator with no batteries... It fills you up nicely but lacks the buzz..."

"WINDEX CEO: listen, I can't have you making puns anymore. EMPLOYEE: okay, I just want to make things clear-- CEO: you're fired."

"The funniest joke in the world Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!"

"Sex is a misdemeanor.. De more I miss, de meanor I get."

"Romantic subtweets are like watching a couple kissing in a restaurant. We're all very happy for you but it still makes us want to vomit."

"History exam Today during history exam, I got a question about the Spanish Inquisition. I wasn't expecting that."

"Just laid an egg. Very worried"

"Don't look out of the window Betty people will think it's Halloween."