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Joke of the Day
"There's absolutely no way Lady Gaga was born with half an Office Depot hot-glued to her head."
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"Police officer: And what do you think you are doing on this road Dracula? Dracula: Looking for the main artery officer."
"""Snowmageddon""? We can do better, Twitter. #SnowCountryForOldMen #ISnowWhatYouDidLastWinter #SnowMommaFromTheTrain #Snowverfield"
"What do Eskimos and Tupperware have in common? They both love a tight seal!"
"If you watch an Apple store get robbed... are you an iWitness?"
"What part of a chicken is a musical instrument? The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)"
"How many potatoes does it take to kill a Latvian? None."
"What do you call an African man with alot of problems? A Zulu Worry-er > I actually made this up just now while chilling with some of my black friends. They loved it."
"My wife thinks our sex life is boring and I get distracted easily.......... Well I Better get back to it...."
"Don't ever debate with an absurdist... because you will always chair apple man with hands for eyes."