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Joke of the Day

"What is my girlfriend's favorite meal? A dish called: ""I don't know, you choose."""

"Did you hear the joke about the bees? Its a bit long to tell you now but I asure you it was very honey!"

"Two rules I live by #1 Never Take No for an Answer #2 No means No"

"Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are on a frozen lake. They weren't talking so I decided to go over and break the ice."

"Let he who is without sin cast the first stone. Who threw that? Gary, was that you? Don't act innocent, I know you download music illegally."

"Steak puns... a rare medium well done."

"You can put Hillary Clinton supporters into two baskets. The basket of adorables, and the basket of deportables."

"What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza can have pepperoni, Jews can't. Oh, and that other thing."

"2 deer walk out of bar... One says to the other, ""I can't believe I blew 30 bucks in there."""

"eBay is so useless. I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches."