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Joke of the Day

"My One A Day multivitamins actually have directions on the bottle - ""Take one multivitamin daily."" Hmmm"

"I have a recurring dream where I divide 10 by 3."

"I don't think it's by accident that the ceilings in trailer homes aren't high enough to hang yourself from."

"A man runs out of a forest and into a bar, yelling: the squirrels are after me, they think I'm nuts!"

"An elephant and a camel are talking The elephant asks, ""Why do you have boobs on your back?"" The camel replies, ""Ha! That's a funny question coming from an animal with a penis hanging from his face."""

"There is no solid evidence of global warming... ...it all melted."

"What do you call a Pokemon that likes coins? A Pika-Jew"

"What do you call a cow which can no longer produce milk? An udder failure."

"The most popular guy in a fraternity will always end up working at a mobile phone kiosk in the mall."

"When runner-ups in reality shows say, ""I may not have won but I'm still a winner,"" do they understand how language and/or competition works?"