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Joke of the Day

"Life is like a box of chocolates. I only eat the brown ones."

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"My favorite part of the Bible is where Jesus gives money to the rich, tells the poor to suck it up and asks for Caesar's birth certificate."
"There's a gang in my neighborhood that recruits members by threatening them with all sorts of horrible punishments and tortures if they don't join .. but enough about the Church .."
"What's the difference between a muslim sex-doll & a christian sex-doll? The muslim sex-doll blows ITSELF up."
"Quasimodo walks into a pub Goes up to the bar and asks for a scotch whiskey. Barman asks ""bells alright?"" Quasimodo snaps ""mind your own fucking business"""
"Who are the fastest readers in the world? New Yorkers,some of them go through 110 stories in 10 seconds."
"Son: Dad, am I adopted? Not yet. We still haven't found anyone who wants you."
"The versatile gay actor wanted to be cast in both ""A Christmas Carol"" and ""A Midsummer Nights Dream"" So he could be both a Bottom and a Topper."
"Whats the only thing more White Supremacists then hardcore Rednecks The Oscars"
"What do miss Frizzle and the catholic church have in common? They've both been in little boys."