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Joke of the Day

"I am not able to go to school today Son: I am not able to go to school today. Father: what happened? Son: I am not feeling well Father: Where you are not feeling well? Son: In school!"

"Why don't you buy sunscreen from Steve Irwin? Because it doesn't protect you from harmful rays"

"HOT SINGLES HAVE MIGRATED AWAY FROM YOUR AREA DUE TO CLIMATE CHANGE"

"God: U have to build an ark to save the animals from a tsunami Noah: But you're god, can't you just stop the tsunami God: *loves boats* No"

"How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian? Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry."

"What do you call a group of people from Portugal? Portugeese"

"Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book? They all have phones."

"John Goodman descends from the sky on his hang glider, scooping stray cats into his mouth like a pelican."

"Reminds GOP that Obama's not a radical brown-skinned antiwar socialist giving away free healthcare. You're thinking of Jesus."

"I forgive and forget, because I have a good heart, and a terrible memory."