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Joke of the Day
"Why are camels also known as Ships Of The Desert'? Because they're full of Arab seamen....."
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"""And remember to talk to everyone like they're a 3rd grader."" - flight attendant manual"
"Just overheard the phrase, ""pregnant with a baby,"" and secretly wondered what the other options were."
"What does a pirate do for entertainment? Whatever floats his boat."
"To the person that stole my copy of Microsoft Office... I will find you. You have my Word."
"What do you give a sick bird ? Tweetment !"
"Katie Price has called her baby Bunny. Nice bit of meat to go with the vegetable that she already has."
"Just figured out what ""CW"" means so now I have to re-read all of Twitter."
"Why is life like a penis? Because Women make it hard!"
"she loves me [takes bite of hotdog] she loves me not [takes another bite of hotdog]"