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Joke of the Day

"I just seen a black guy walk through a spiderweb and hands down it was the best impression of a white man dancing I've ever seen."

"911? Yes, I was making donuts and... yes, donuts... yes, I'll hold. DAMN YOU GUYS ARE FAST!"

"I've heard of a chicken coop... But turkey coups must be the new thing"

"If you're constantly posting ""loving my life!"" as your Facebook status, you're probably not."

"Can I just get a degree based on how many song lyrics I know?"

"Physics! What hurts really bad? Frequency!"

"I woke up hungover but couldn't make myself throw up. So I guess I have a lotta shit to deal with today."

"Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after Chuck Norris gave them a roundhouse kick to the face."

"What did the redneck say when he lost his virginity? Thanks mum xD"

"Why do we never take the time to thank mislabeled concrete? It's mistaken for granite."