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Joke of the Day

"Soo... I guess when he asked for my number he didn't mean how many lovers I've had?"

"The word ""Diputseromneve"" may look ridiculous, but backward it's even more stupid..."

"They should make a Minecraft movie It would be a blockbuster."

"If at first you don't succeed, get her drunk."

"Thanks to the Fed continuing to print money, a picture is now only worth 583 words."

"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."

"Why did the pervert cross the road? He couldn't get his cock out of the chicken"

"From my 91 year old grandpa Q: What is the difference between a vitamin and a hormone? A: You can't hear a vita-min."

"If scientists weren't so busy advancing yogurt technology, we'd have flying cars by now."

"Some people probably think I tweet too much but maybe I'm required to tweet this much or else this bus will explode ever think of that"