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Joke of the Day
"How do you know the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? Snow Balls"
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"What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk? A Milk Dud."
"My friend has already lost 50 pounds last month on their new diet. It's called the ""fruit machine"" , I think I will have to try it."
"First cannibal: We had burglars last night. Second cannibal: Did they taste good?"
"What do you get when you put an egg in the ground? An eggplant."
"I have a cramp in my penis... could you rub it for me?"
"A wise Chinese man once said, ""If a dog barks it's undercooked"""
"Why is hockey a girls sport? Because it has periods"
"Ask me if I'm a fire truck."
"A blonde and a brunette are exchanging wild stories... Brunette: ""have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?"" Blonde: *ponders for a moment* ""No but I've been swung around by the tits before!"""