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Joke of the Day
"What do Jewish people drink after they spray tan? Orange Jews."
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"I went to a porn star's funeral yesterday... ...I woke up with mourning wood"
"I don't know why I just bought some coconut shampoo.... ...I don't even have any coconuts"
"one kindergarten student to another ""did you hear they found a condom on the seventh floor balcony?"" the other student replies ""Oooh no... but... what is a 'balcony'?"""
"How many Atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? I don't know, they're all too busy complaining about this joke."
"Knock Knock.. Who's there? Razor. Razor who? Razor hands it's the police. I need friends."
"i did it God! i finaly got 2 of evry animal NOAH.THEY HAVE TO BE ALIVE *noah looks at boat full of dead animals* do u kno how long this took"
"What is Superman's comedy sketch show called? Essen-El"
"How do you kill a hipster? Push them into the mainstream and watch them tumblr"
"What state has the best small sized soft drink? Minisoda"