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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a philanthropist and Nicki Minaj? A philanthropist likes to impress people with his larg**esse**! :-P"

"Naughty Women People have become very naughty on whatsapp.. Even married women have put their status as AVAILABLE. [Funny Status](http://franksms.com/funny-status-for-you/)"

"an unfaithful man what does an unfaithful man say to his wife after having sex? I'll be home in half an hour."

"I'm a janitor at MIT and i see some extremely hard ass equation on the chalk board. i quickly erase it because im not being paid to do math"

"What did the depressed pimp want for his birthday? to be alone with his thots"

"*calls 911* Hey, I found some big guns. *Cops surround the house. I come outside flexing and get shot 263 times.*"

"Why doesn't George R. R. Martin use Twitter? He killed all 140 characters."

"Hey, same-height couples. You're weird. Everyone thinks so."

"Why doesn't NASA send cows to space? Because the stakes would be too high."

"I hate cereal killers they go against the grain"