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Joke of the Day
"I had long suspected a rival robot lumberjack of stealing my wood So I checked its log files."
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"What's it called when you remember a good meme? A Memento"
"Three People Killed at Colorado Abortion Clinic Sounds like a slow day to me"
"The reason cats are so pissy is they're God's perfect killing machines but they only weigh 8lbs and we keep picking them up and kissing them"
"Why did the T-Rex go extinct? He had a reptile dysfunction."
"What does C3PO stand for? Because he's got rusty knees."
"One-liners for when you're leaving - example: ""I'm going to make like a baby, and head out."" I also use ""Let's make like a chapped-ass, and split."" What are some other good ones?"
"What did the clothes designer say to her son at his graduation? ""I'm Prada you son."""
"And this pickup line is broght to you by Budweiser.... And this pickup line is broght to you by Budweiser: ---Budweiser: and who do we have here, standing so pretty and so quiet?"
"Dear algebra, Stop telling us to find your x, she's never coming back. Don't ask y. Sincerely, PB1541"